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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:32
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
"D Gukesh Was Blindly...": Magnus Carlsen's First Reaction After Loss To Indian GM - NDTV Sports
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Quae illo minus voluptatum fugiat ea quaerat qui.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Listen to the Andromeda galaxy's stars played as musical notes in eerie NASA video - Live Science
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Inhibitory Neurons May Hold the Key to Spatial Learning and Memory - Neuroscience News
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Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Is Bitcoin due for a pullback? – THESE key datasets suggest… - AMBCrypto
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
‘M3gan 2.0’s Ending, Explained: Brazen Pro-AI Propaganda - Vulture
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Walmart to pay $10 million to settle lawsuit over money transfer fraud - NBC News
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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